Blue Q 'I Love My As*hole Kids' Tea Towel
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Of course, I love them just a tiny bit more when they pick up after themselves...
This hilarious Blue Q tea towel perfectly captures the reality of parenthood - you love your kids fiercely, even when they're being absolute assholes. Perfect for parents who appreciate honest humour about the joys (and challenges) of raising children.
- Generous size (71cm x 53cm) for maximum coverage
- 100% unbleached cotton - natural and super-absorbent
- Perfect for drying dishes whilst contemplating parenthood
- Blue Q's signature witty design celebrates honest parenting
- Machine washable for easy care
Whether you're treating yourself or gifting it to a fellow parent who gets it, this tea towel combines practicality with Blue Q's trademark honesty about parenthood. Makes a brilliant gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or any day when parenting feels particularly real!
Delivery
UK delivery: £3.50 on orders under £30, £5 on orders over £30.
Free UK delivery on orders over £100.
Usually arrives in 2–5 working days, sent tracked via Royal Mail.
Returns
You can return most items within 14 days of receiving them, unused and in their original packaging, with your invoice. Return postage is paid by you, and delivery charges aren't refunded.
Some items can't be returned, including furniture, earrings, hats, hair accessories, make-up, skincare, fragrance and food. This doesn't affect your statutory rights.
If something arrives damaged, please let us know straight away and we'll put it right.
