Blue Q 'I Love My Boring Ass Marriage' Tea Towel
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Celebrating the beauty of boring ass marriages everywhere.
This hilarious Blue Q tea towel honours the unsung glory of stable, predictable, wonderfully boring marriages. Because sometimes the best relationships are the ones where the most exciting thing that happens is deciding what to watch on Netflix.
- Generous size (71cm x 53cm) for maximum coverage
- 100% unbleached cotton - natural and super-absorbent
- Perfect for drying dishes whilst contemplating your wonderfully boring life together
- Blue Q's signature witty design celebrates long-term love
- Machine washable for easy care
Whether you're in a boring ass marriage yourself or gifting it to a happily mundane couple, this tea towel combines practicality with Blue Q's trademark honesty about relationships. Makes a brilliant anniversary gift or wedding present for couples who appreciate the beauty of boring!
Delivery
UK delivery: £3.50 on orders under £30, £5 on orders over £30.
Free UK delivery on orders over £100.
Usually arrives in 2–5 working days, sent tracked via Royal Mail.
Returns
You can return most items within 14 days of receiving them, unused and in their original packaging, with your invoice. Return postage is paid by you, and delivery charges aren't refunded.
Some items can't be returned, including furniture, earrings, hats, hair accessories, make-up, skincare, fragrance and food. This doesn't affect your statutory rights.
If something arrives damaged, please let us know straight away and we'll put it right.
