Blue Q I Love My Asshole Kids Mitt
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A cheeky oven mitt for parents who appreciate dark humour and kitchen practicality in equal measure. This Blue Q design celebrates the beautiful bedlam of raising kids with a vintage-inspired aesthetic and unapologetic wit. Crafted from padded, heat-resistant cotton, it delivers genuine protection while making a statement about the realities of parenting. The retro colour palette and bold messaging make it a standout gift for mums and dads who've earned their stripes—and their sense of humour.
Delivery
UK delivery: £3.50 on orders under £30, £5 on orders over £30.
Free UK delivery on orders over £100.
Usually arrives in 2–5 working days, sent tracked via Royal Mail.
Returns
You can return most items within 14 days of receiving them, unused and in their original packaging, with your invoice. Return postage is paid by you, and delivery charges aren't refunded.
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