{"product_id":"blue-q-captain-distraction-mens-crew-socks","title":"Blue Q 'Captain Distraction' Men's Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm the captain of this here vessel and I'm determined to complete this mission to... um... well, that is... where were we going again?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese hilarious Blue Q men's crew socks celebrate the easily distracted among us. Perfect for anyone who starts tasks with great determination but somehow ends up doing something completely different!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMen's UK shoe size 7-12 (fits most)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e53% nylon for durability and strength\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e45% combed cotton for softness and comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2% spandex for stretch and a secure fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue Q's signature witty design celebrates distraction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're easily distracted yourself or gifting them to that friend who never finishes what they start, these crew socks combine comfort with Blue Q's trademark humour. Makes a brilliant gift for the Captain Distraction in your life!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Consortium Winchester and Romsey Hampshire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55469483917694,"sku":"SW1018","price":14.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0006\/0633\/9190\/files\/Screenshot2025-04-16at15.56.46.png?v=1744815543","url":"https:\/\/www.theconsortiumonline.co.uk\/products\/blue-q-captain-distraction-mens-crew-socks","provider":"The Consortium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}